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There Used to Be a Canyon Behind the School Dry hills, an orange grove with a smudge pot at the end of every row, and a few hundred acres that belonged to whichever kids showed up. News for the America we remember The subdivision behind my old school is called Quail Ridge. There are no quail and there is no ridge. They took the ridge off with scrapers in about eleven weeks in 1979 and put four hundred houses where it had been, and every street in there is named after something they removed. I know because I used to spend every Saturday on it. We lived at the edge of the last row of houses, and past our back fence the whole thing just opened up. Dry hills going brown by the middle of May, sage and wild mustard and those tall dead stalks that cracked when you walked through them. A canyon cut down the middle of it with a creek in the bottom that ran in February and was dust by July. Nobody owned it as far as we were concerned. Somebody owned it. There were surveyor stakes out there for years with orange ribbon on them that we pulled up for fun. You went out after breakfast. That was the arrangement. My mother's rule was be back when the streetlights come on, and there was no way on earth for her to reach me between those two moments, and it did not worry either of us. We built a fort out of pallets and a sheet of corrugated tin somebody dragged a quarter mile. We dug into the canyon wall. We rode bikes down a fire road that we had absolutely no business riding down, and I went over the bars on it and got up and did it again with a mouth full of grit. We found a rusted-out car body in the bottom of that canyon and it was the greatest archaeological discovery of my childhood. And at the far end there was the grove. Oranges, planted in rows so straight that walking across them at an angle made your eyes swim. Cool under the trees, ten degrees cooler, and that smell in the spring when the blossoms came out, which is a smell I have never been able to describe to anybody who has not stood in it. At the end of every row there were smudge pots, black iron with a stack on top, and on a cold night the grower lit them and you could see the orange glow from the bedroom window. Then the trucks came. It happens faster than you would believe. First the survey crews for real, then the fences, then in one week the grove came out. They do not cut orange trees down. They push them over with a dozer and CONTINUE READING → The professional secret to dough is out Ever tried to make dough in your regular mixer? The results aren’t pretty: Clumpy texture. Stodgy bread. Overheated motors. So, how do the pros get it right? Introducing Ooni Halo Core Spiral Mixer. Its secret is the same dough-making technology that professional bakers have used for decades. Until now, most spiral mixers have been industrial-sized machines with industrial-sized price tags. They also only made dough. And that gets a no from us. To put the same professional tech into the hands of home bakers, we rebuilt the spiral mixer — creating a mighty little machine that can whip, beat and knead to professional high standards. Upgrade to Ooni Halo Core In partnership with   © 2026 Old Glory Report 1001 Cathedral St Baltimore, MD 21201, United States Unsubscribe Powered by beehiiv