Home plate was the manhole cover, because it was already there and it was not going anywhere.
The Manhole Cover Was Home Plate |
A broom handle, a pink rubber ball, two lengths of clothesline, and a street full of kids who made their own rules and enforced them. |
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The field was the street. That was not a compromise. That was the field. |
Home plate was the manhole cover, because it was already there and it was not going anywhere. First base was the fender of a parked Chevy, and if the Chevy left in the third inning, first base was wherever the next car parked, and the game adjusted. Second base was the second manhole cover, which set the distance, which is why every block in the city had slightly different dimensions and every kid knew exactly how his block played. |
The bat was a broom handle. You took the head off a broom your mother had retired, or, if you were bolder, one she had not, and that was a conversation you had later. The good ones were sanded smooth from use and had black tape wrapped around the grip. A kid with a well-kept stick had status. |
The ball was pink and hollow and cost a quarter, and it bounced high enough to reach a second-floor window, which was the central strategic problem of the entire sport. You did not swing for the fences. There were no fences. You aimed low and hard down the middle of the street, because a rising ball meant glass, and glass meant a man came out on a stoop and the game ended for the afternoon. Balls went down the sewer constantly. There was a whole retrieval technology for this involving a wire coat hanger, a stick, and the smallest kid available, and no adult was ever |
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