My bedroom was a closet at the end of the hall. It was small enough that I could touch both walls if I stood in the center and reached out.
Velvet posters and the glow of a lava lamp |
It started with the posters. You did not buy them at the department store. You went to the mall, to a place that smelled like patchouli and stale air, and you flipped through the tall metal racks.… |
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News for the America we remember |
My bedroom was a closet at the end of the hall. It was small enough that I could touch both walls if I stood in the center and reached out. My father thought a room was for sleeping and studying. He wanted white walls and a desk lamp that worked. I wanted something that looked like the back room of the local record shop. |
It started with the posters. You did not buy them at the department store. You went to the mall, to a place that smelled like patchouli and stale air, and you flipped through the tall metal racks. The posters were thick, almost like light cardboard, and they had a texture to them. If you ran your hand over the black parts, it felt like velvet. |
The smell was the first thing you noticed when you pulled the plastic off. It was a sharp, chemical scent. It smelled like industrial ink and something metallic. My mother said it gave her a headache just walking past my door. She called it trash |
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The professional secret to dough is out |
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Ever tried to make dough in your regular mixer? |
The results aren’t pretty: Clumpy texture. Stodgy bread. Overheated motors. |
So, how do the pros get it right? |
Introducing Ooni Halo Core Spiral Mixer. |
Its secret is the same dough-making technology that professional bakers have used for decades. |
Until now, most spiral mixers have been industrial-sized machines with industrial-sized price tags. |
They also only made dough. And that gets a no from us. |
To put the same professional tech into the hands of home bakers, we rebuilt the spiral mixer — creating a mighty little machine that can whip, beat and knead to professional high standards. |
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